Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…
That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!
So, this took root 1 day to write, me 100 hours to draw and you 10 seconds to read (spend a little longer plz?)
Really proud of this one! I wanted to practice action and experiment with different coloring styles and I thank root so much for being patient as I tried out different things. Root, I loved going back and forth with you over the pages at every stage. I adore how you captured both Talanah’s and Aloy’s voices as they casually converse while fighting an angry Thunderjaw.
Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner
this recipe for gogumabap (sweet potato and rice) saved my life when i couldn’t eat hardly anything for a long time. the recipe itself calls for a heavy bottomed pot but you can absolutely use a rice cooker and put the rice and diced sweet potato in together and just let the machine do its thing
Time for me to beat my little clown drum again for Indian-ish by Priya Krishna, aka The Easiest Recipes I Have Ever Fucking Made. Dal that takes 15 minutes. Easy aloo gobhi. Easy saag feta. Buy. Cook. Eat.
“I get it, 2B is elegant and serious while being sexy for 9S to want to bang her (and to sell copies of the game) and 9S has a kid design to reflect his more curious and fun nature. But what the designs reflect out of universe is one thing but what about in universe explanation? Maybe I missed it in some side quest or something but I fully expected some explanation, like before yorha became combat units they were entertainment androids hence the more sexy elegant design while 9S was teaching kids or some shit, but nope no explanation for wacky designs whatsoever (at least I haven’t found one in-game or in google).”
hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?
After three batches, my findings so far:
I use full fat Greek yoghurt and self-rising flour
Ratio by weight
Add a pinch of salt
Knead until no longer sticky, adding more flour if necessary
Roll them with olive oil instead of flour and fry in an otherwise unoiled, preheated pan (medium heat) (trust in the lord; it will seem like it’s going to stick to the pan at first but they’ll unstick in about 15 seconds)
Roll them thin but not too thin; mine take about 45 seconds on either side
Serving with garlic butter is also a very good option
I’m gonna be eating these for a month
This actually works?? Two-ingredient bread??
I gotta try it.
That’s…naan.
That’s naan?
*runs to Google*
HOLY SHIT THAT IS NAAN! HOW DID I NOT KNOW NAAN WAS THAT EASY TO MAKE?
this is one of those rare easy bread recipes that also works with gluten free flour! the yoghurt helps with structural integrity. you may want a pinch of xanthan gum if your flour doesn’t come with it mixed in. i like to mix some rosemary into the flour to have a herby naan, since i can’t have garlic.
ADD CUMIN. Holy shit. Add cumin to the flour its so good!
genuinely wild to me when I go to someone’s house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven’t seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven’t set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I’ll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital
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Okay, here we go! I’m gonna try and put this in order from least to most technical knowledge required. I’m not responsible if you accidentally create SkyNet etc.
Level 1: browser extensions
This one is basically impossible to get wrong, or at least to get wrong badly enough that it causes any problems.
Get Firefox, or a Firefox fork like Waterfox. If you use a fork, make sure it’s one that will let you use add-ons. On a PC, pretty much any Firefox fork will take add-ons, but on mobile devices, many don’t. Iceraven is one that does.
Get the add-ons uBlock Origin, YouTube Sponsorblock (if you use YouTube), and FBCleaner (if you use Facebook).
uBlock Origin comes with a built-in list of filters to block ads and trackers, but you can add your own filters to block any specific element of a website you don’t like. You know those goddamn floating frames on fandom.com sites that block half the screen? Now you can zap ‘em.
Sponsorblock uses crowdsourced timestamps to automatically skip sponsor spots and self-promotion in YouTube videos. Never listen to anyone say “hit like and subscribe” or “Raid Shadow Legends” again.
FBCleaner hides all content from your feed except posts from people, groups, and pages you’ve actually chosen to follow.
Level 2: leaving enshittified services
The software that’s become standard over the years in a lot of fields is steadily selling more of your data, showing you more ads, and pushing you to buy more expensive subscriptions. Time to tell them to get fucked.
Dump Adobe apps for Affinity or Krita. Drop Microsoft for LibreOffice. Change your default search engine from Google to DuckDuckGo or Qwant. Use OpenStreetMaps instead of Google or Apple Maps.
Level 3: network-level DNS fuckery
DNS, or Domain Name Service, is the thing that tells your computer where www.website.com is actually located. By hacking your network’s DNS you can force it to tell your devices that ad-hosting domains don’t exist at all. Some of the steps on this one can get pretty technical, but because you’re doing all the difficult stuff on a dedicated device, you can’t really fuck up anything that seriously.
Get yourself a Raspberry Pi (a cheap older one like a model 3B will work just fine for this purpose), and follow a guide like this one to get it set up running AdGuard Home. AdGuard, like uBlock, has built-in filter lists, but you can also add your own if there are specific domains you want to block.
Once it’s up and running, you’ll need to change the DNS settings on your router to point to your AdGuard service. This is different for every router but will always start with logging into the admin panel with a password printed on a little sticker somewhere on the router.
With that done, every time a device on your home network looks for ads.website.com, it’ll get back a message that says “sorry, can’t find it”, so it won’t be able to load any ads.
Level 4: Android-specific DNS fuckery
Because AdGuard runs on your home network, it can’t block ads on your phone when you’re away from home - and what’s worse, your phone will sometimes remember the addresses it got when you were out and about, and ads will get past your AdGuard wall even when you’re home.
To avoid this, get AdAway for DNS-based ad-blocking directly on your phone. The easy, but less seamless, way of using AdAway is the “local VPN mode”, which doesn’t require you to do any mucking about with your phone’s operating system.
Level 5: automated media piracy
The best way to stop seeing ads on all your streaming services is to stop using streaming services. There are loads of ways to do this, but the best ones involve setting up what’s called an “arr stack” (Google that for setup guides) along with nzbget and a usenet account. Most of the time you’ll want to set this stuff up on a dedicated device - an old laptop gathering dust in the closet is a great option, or you can grab something used from a charity shop or a local electronics recycler.
The great thing about usenet is that unlike with torrents, you don’t have to do any sharing from your computer, so you’re in a lot less legal jeopardy - legally speaking, distributing pirated content is waaayyy more serious than accessing it. I pay about £3 a month for a secure, high-bandwidth usenet service.
Once you start getting your own collection of media on your own computer, use the open-source media library manager Jellyfin to browse and play things from basically any device.
Oh, and don’t be a dick. Pirate all you want from big corporations, but please pay independent small-time creators for their work.
Level 6: fucking with Android
Android phones are a lot more locked-down than they used to be, but depending on the device you own you can still do a lot of messing around under the hood. Note that if you get something wrong while doing this, there is always the possibility that it will turn your device into a paperweight.
Once Magisk is installed, you can add modules to do all sorts of cool stuff, including using AdAway in “root mode” which makes it basically invisible.
You can also install YouTube ReVanced, which will do all the ad- and sponsor blocking stuff we took care of in your Windows browser a few paragraphs ago. Be careful: there are a lot of fake sites out there pretending they’re associated with the ReVanced project which might be injecting malware into their downloads. This Reddit post has the official instructions and links.
Also, try out the modded version of Facebook from APKmoddone, which will block most of the same shit as the FBcleaner add-on from earlier. There’s always a possibility that modified apps like this are doing something dodgy, but I’ve never had any issues with this one personally.
Level 7: fucking with Windows
This one is scary because it can seriously fuck up your shit if something goes wrong, but some really cool people have actually made it very simple to strip all the bloat, ads, and spyware out of Windows. The tool I use is ReviOS. Start reading at https://www.revi.cc/docs. Basically, you’ll need to download a tool called AME Wizard and the ReviOS “playbook” that tells AME what to do. Read the documentation before you do any of this.
Level 8: switching to Linux
I’m not going to pretend this is an option for everyone. Half the software I use on a weekly basis isn’t available on Linux. But if you can switch? Do it. These days, Ubuntu - one of the most popular flavours of Linux - is built with people switching from Windows in mind, and a lot of things will be pretty intuitive. It also has great documentation and a huge community you can go to for help if you’re confused about stuff.
And that, friends, is a comprehensive approach to banishing the demons of capitalism from your home!
